dream 008

i was coming home late from something. i entered my dark bedroom to find april and some guy having sex in my bed. they stopped when i came into the room, and i asked who the guy was, and she told me that it was prince (or the artist formerly known as..) and i was shocked. i wondered how she found him. we had both been wanting to get it on with prince, but never thought it possible. she said that all she did was search for him on myspace, sent him a message, and then he came over! i wanted my turn, so april left.

although it was dark in my room, i caught a glimpse of his face and said, "you don't look like prince...." & he assured me that he was. i didn't believe him. then the lights turned on and i realized that it was definitely not prince at all. i escorted him out of the house, and across the street, there was a little shop with it's doors wide open. "prince" went in and hugged and kissed a girl working at the counter. i followed and asked the girl how she knew him. "he's my boyfriend!" infuriatedly, i said "DO YOU KNOW THAT HE IS PRETENDING TO BE PRINCE, AND HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM (wherever he was from) JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND AND I????" she was in denial about it, and bitched me out, called me a slut, etc.

next thing i knew, the story had made national news and it was a featured story on CNN.

april, jenna and i went to a mall somewhere far away to try and find the perverted "prince" pretender and wandered into a barnes and noble. we were talking really loudly and people kept shushing us, so i yelled that we were there trying to find someone. everyone in b&n looked just like the guy from behind, so we kept having to interrupt all these dudes playing chess and reading.

then we were walking past pacsun and i mentioned that i hadn't stepped foot in a pacific sunwear since middle school and thought it would be funny to see what of stuff they had nowadays. whitney izeugbenum (or however you spell her name, from high school) was working there. i found a bunch of little chinese coin purses on sale for $4.99 and couldn't decide which one to get and a good portion of that part of the dream was spent trying to decide which one to get. there was also a necklace that had bugs in it. they were in this little chamber-like thing. most were dead, but some were still alive. the necklace had instructions to turn it at an angle and look again at the interior of the chamber. at an angle, the bugs looked to form some sort of hollogram of a sea otter. there was a caption with the hollogram that said that the sea otter shown was one that was only found in china once every million years. ....wtf?

then the parking lot of the mall froze and i was by myself. i had to leave and then come back for some reason. upon my return, i made friends with a little girl who asked me if my name was kate. i said "yes, how did you know?" and she said "do you go to D.U.?" and i said no, to which she replied "you look exactly like someone i know that goes there named kate!" i thought it was bizarre. we kept walking and talking, even though she was a little girl, haha.

when i got back inside the mall, i found abbey, jenna, jaime, kayla, katie, kathleen, erin and monika. they were drinking free coffee from this stand at the mall. the stand was christian affiliated and were giving out prizes of diamond jewelry to people who drank the free coffee. we all put our names into a basket and then they chose winners. kathleen won twice and then topanga from boy meets world won. she was given the microphone to give a speech after she found out she won, and she started crying and talking about the power of jesus and how grateful she was and how much she enjoyed being part of the christian-affiliated group.