Wednesday, August 27, 2008

dream 009

i was at a restaurant with lots of friends. we were there for a rap show. we were in the waiting area, waiting to be seated. also in the waiting area was a girl i remember from middle school. her boyfriend was cradling her in his arms and she was convulsing and bleeding profusely from her arms. we were all kind of grossed out, so we left the waiting area and went outside. i was topless. i don't know why. but i was hot and had perky boobs and no one thought that it was especially weird that i was topless, they were all just giving me lots of attention. people were running around like hoodlums, drinking, popping pills, etc.

while we were all waiting for the show to begin, i noticed that there was a trailer with a small group of people gathered around it on the other side of the parking lot. i ran over and called to jenna to come with me. it was ryan adams' trailer. he was talking to a few people, but i interrupted them all and started talking to him. he talked to me, and wasn't even bothered, the way i feel most musicians and celebrities are when they are bombarded in public. i mentioned that i had read his myspace bulletin the other day about how it pissed him off when fans came up to him and had nothing to say and nothing to talk about. he laughed and said he was glad that i'd read it. we talked about random stuff and i said, "i need a picture of us together, or this never happened." i mean, i needed proof! so he sat down inside his trailer and i was like, "does that mean i can come in? because i can't be in a picture with you if you're in there." he invited me in. we took lots of pictures. i followed him into the bathroom. we made out. we left the bathroom and he laid on the floor. i bent over him and he fondled me. he got out a dildo and started ..doing things with it. then we had sex. i remembered that jenna was in the room, and i stopped him. we took more pictures and i told him he looked cute. he took jenna's camera and started taking pictures of me. he said, "you look cute, too. i like you a lot." jenna pulled me aside and said, "i like taking pictures, kate, and i don't mind, but i don't want to watch you guys have sex." i felt bad.

ryan and i went back to my house, and we loved eachother.

dream 008

i was coming home late from something. i entered my dark bedroom to find april and some guy having sex in my bed. they stopped when i came into the room, and i asked who the guy was, and she told me that it was prince (or the artist formerly known as..) and i was shocked. i wondered how she found him. we had both been wanting to get it on with prince, but never thought it possible. she said that all she did was search for him on myspace, sent him a message, and then he came over! i wanted my turn, so april left.

although it was dark in my room, i caught a glimpse of his face and said, "you don't look like prince...." & he assured me that he was. i didn't believe him. then the lights turned on and i realized that it was definitely not prince at all. i escorted him out of the house, and across the street, there was a little shop with it's doors wide open. "prince" went in and hugged and kissed a girl working at the counter. i followed and asked the girl how she knew him. "he's my boyfriend!" infuriatedly, i said "DO YOU KNOW THAT HE IS PRETENDING TO BE PRINCE, AND HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM (wherever he was from) JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND AND I????" she was in denial about it, and bitched me out, called me a slut, etc.

next thing i knew, the story had made national news and it was a featured story on CNN.

april, jenna and i went to a mall somewhere far away to try and find the perverted "prince" pretender and wandered into a barnes and noble. we were talking really loudly and people kept shushing us, so i yelled that we were there trying to find someone. everyone in b&n looked just like the guy from behind, so we kept having to interrupt all these dudes playing chess and reading.

then we were walking past pacsun and i mentioned that i hadn't stepped foot in a pacific sunwear since middle school and thought it would be funny to see what of stuff they had nowadays. whitney izeugbenum (or however you spell her name, from high school) was working there. i found a bunch of little chinese coin purses on sale for $4.99 and couldn't decide which one to get and a good portion of that part of the dream was spent trying to decide which one to get. there was also a necklace that had bugs in it. they were in this little chamber-like thing. most were dead, but some were still alive. the necklace had instructions to turn it at an angle and look again at the interior of the chamber. at an angle, the bugs looked to form some sort of hollogram of a sea otter. there was a caption with the hollogram that said that the sea otter shown was one that was only found in china once every million years. ....wtf?

then the parking lot of the mall froze and i was by myself. i had to leave and then come back for some reason. upon my return, i made friends with a little girl who asked me if my name was kate. i said "yes, how did you know?" and she said "do you go to D.U.?" and i said no, to which she replied "you look exactly like someone i know that goes there named kate!" i thought it was bizarre. we kept walking and talking, even though she was a little girl, haha.

when i got back inside the mall, i found abbey, jenna, jaime, kayla, katie, kathleen, erin and monika. they were drinking free coffee from this stand at the mall. the stand was christian affiliated and were giving out prizes of diamond jewelry to people who drank the free coffee. we all put our names into a basket and then they chose winners. kathleen won twice and then topanga from boy meets world won. she was given the microphone to give a speech after she found out she won, and she started crying and talking about the power of jesus and how grateful she was and how much she enjoyed being part of the christian-affiliated group.

dream 007

my parents lived in our old house in galloway and they had a son who was about 2 years old, and he had a baby-friend..like several months old baby. my dad agreed to let the boy and his baby-friend go on a trip together, so they packed their bags and put them in the car - an SUV. dad also allowed the 2 year old boy to drive the SUV. they got in the car and started to drive and i watched it swerve and hit cars all the way down the street until it was almost out of sight. it was driving me crazy that my dad let them do that/didn't care that they were crashing every 2 feet/didn't go after them.

dream 006

jen and i were related to luke and owen wilson. owen was getting married, and we were hanging out at his wedding and taking pictures specifically so that we could show people when we got back and prove/brag that we were really related to the brothers wilson.