i was dating caleb followill of kings of leon.
i was attending a high school reunion for the class of, like, 2001 at darby. people who had turned out completely normal were transformed back into their drug-doing high school selves and there was a clan of former students who raced monster trucks. the racing in the parking lot was such an epidemic that the school had created an impound lot that automatically transported the racing vehicle into the lot and compacted it.
Friday, December 26, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
celebrities in my dreamz
the following people showed up in my dream two nights ago:
britney spears (we were best friends and i was her assistant)
ashton kutcher
britney spears (we were best friends and i was her assistant)
ashton kutcher
Friday, December 5, 2008
dream 015
An unpopular girl from high school invited everyone from Darby to go to her house way out in the country for a weekend of camping, swimming and fun. Surprisingly, everyone showed up. There was tons of alcohol and so many things to do. I ran into a bunch of old faces from Hilliard and chatted with them throughout different parts of the dream. I was supposed to meet up with Ian there, but then I saw him with a girl and he gave me an "oops, sorry..?!" kind of look. I was drinking gin & tonics with lime (and for the record, in reality I absolutely HATE gin) and I kept leaving them everywhere! I'd have one made for me, walk around, set it down, try to find it with no success and repeat the process all over again. This happened at least 5 times in the dream. A few times, I stole unattended drinks.
Later in the dream, I was in very large house. I was carrying around a dildo, and my family were at the house, so I kept trying to hide it anytime anyone came around. I dropped it a few times and luckily no one noticed it. I left it in the bathroom once, and I knew someone had gone in there because other items had been moved around. I was certain someone had seen it, but no one confessed or confronted me about it (which was my worst nightmare.)
My cousin Charlotte and I were in the basement of the house, sorting through a bunch of junk down there. The basement, in proportion with the scale of the house, was the size of a warehouse. It was completely filled with random things all over the place. We had found some Christmas decorations and, aligned with reality, it was near Christmas so we decided to bring them upstairs. Charlotte had mentioned something to me about how there were some really old chocolates and not to eat them. Time elapsed and we'd been handling more decorations and such, and as I entered the kitchen I happened upon a bowl of candies. There was an Andes mint in the bowl, which reminded me of Charlotte & her family's old house in Golfview Woods because her mom always put Andes mints in a candy dish in their living room during the holidays. I couldn't resist, and when I chomped into it, it tasted like....like the worst taste ever to enter ones palate. I had totally forgotten her warning not to eat the candy, not realizing that the candy dish I'd found was the one found earlier in the basement and deemed to be 7 or more years old.
Alone, I headed to the basement again, dildo still in hand and came to an area that was arranged pretty neatly for the most part, but its contents were an array of carnival prizes and props (ie; glass bottles, balloons, darts, huge stuffed animals, fish bowls) and party store supplies (erasers, temporary tattoos, pencils, goody bags, party hats, etc.) I also found a box full of memorabilia from my elementary and middle school years. Opening it, I found Nsync concert tickets from the concert I went to in seventh grade. Instantaneously, Justin Timberlake showed up. We chuckled together over the items (there were posters and concert tees and programs, too) and he offered to help me clean up the basement.
Later in the dream, I was in very large house. I was carrying around a dildo, and my family were at the house, so I kept trying to hide it anytime anyone came around. I dropped it a few times and luckily no one noticed it. I left it in the bathroom once, and I knew someone had gone in there because other items had been moved around. I was certain someone had seen it, but no one confessed or confronted me about it (which was my worst nightmare.)
My cousin Charlotte and I were in the basement of the house, sorting through a bunch of junk down there. The basement, in proportion with the scale of the house, was the size of a warehouse. It was completely filled with random things all over the place. We had found some Christmas decorations and, aligned with reality, it was near Christmas so we decided to bring them upstairs. Charlotte had mentioned something to me about how there were some really old chocolates and not to eat them. Time elapsed and we'd been handling more decorations and such, and as I entered the kitchen I happened upon a bowl of candies. There was an Andes mint in the bowl, which reminded me of Charlotte & her family's old house in Golfview Woods because her mom always put Andes mints in a candy dish in their living room during the holidays. I couldn't resist, and when I chomped into it, it tasted like....like the worst taste ever to enter ones palate. I had totally forgotten her warning not to eat the candy, not realizing that the candy dish I'd found was the one found earlier in the basement and deemed to be 7 or more years old.
Alone, I headed to the basement again, dildo still in hand and came to an area that was arranged pretty neatly for the most part, but its contents were an array of carnival prizes and props (ie; glass bottles, balloons, darts, huge stuffed animals, fish bowls) and party store supplies (erasers, temporary tattoos, pencils, goody bags, party hats, etc.) I also found a box full of memorabilia from my elementary and middle school years. Opening it, I found Nsync concert tickets from the concert I went to in seventh grade. Instantaneously, Justin Timberlake showed up. We chuckled together over the items (there were posters and concert tees and programs, too) and he offered to help me clean up the basement.
Friday, November 21, 2008
dream 014
i forgot... sometime last week i had a dream that my mom left my dad and married bobby flay, and i completely withdrew from everyone. i wouldn't talk to anyone and i couldn't stop crying for the rest of my dream. ...i guess this is an ongoing pattern in my dreams - the whole crying thing. jeeeeezzzz.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
dream 013
jenna told me she had something to tell me. i left her a facebook comment saying something about "you're toooootally going to tell me you're pregnant, right? HAHAHAH, YEAH! RIGHT!!!" in a totally joking manner. she invited me to go out for dinner, and i bought a bottle of wine and made my way to the restaurant. when i got there, her immediate family was there, and before i even sat down she said, "kate....i'm pregnant!" i burst into tears, crying hysterically. then rodney (my cousin lacey's son henry's father) walked into the restaurant and sat down at our table. i knew immediately that that meant that he was the father, and she confirmed it by nodding at me when i gave her a puzzled look. i was happy for her that she was actually pregnant, but i was furious that she'd slept with him and was going to have a baby with the same guy who made henry. i didn't stop crying for the rest of the dream.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
dreamiezzz; not so good
i keep having long, extremely elaborate dreams. i can read all of the text on everything, can read brand names on clothes and packaging, notice people's eye color, have in-depth conversations, spell out words, write words and numbers down. they're extremely detailed...so much so that my brain is apparently so focused on the near-reality likeness of them, that it won't allow me to snap out of the dream and wake up - like...sleep for 14 hours and not even slightly wake up. it's happened three times in 4 days. it's sort of scary. :/
Friday, November 7, 2008
dream 012 (even though i've had a million i haven't documented)
i was going to the thornapple area and was by the golf course. it was raining (which i suspect was a relevant part of the dream because i was sleeping in reality with my window open and it was pouring rain outside and i could hear it.) the street had flooded so i couldn't drive through (i wasn't even in a car, though, but i knew i couldn't drive through it.) i finally got to where i was going and was hanging out with marlie morgan & stephanie snyder. stephanie was pregnant and we were at her baby shower. there were pictures of myself and hello kitty all over the refrigerator, and some with shawna harrington. shawna's mom came to me and said "recognize the theme!?!" weird. i left the shower for a little bit and went over to sarah wendel's house. she and her mom were playing with a dog that sarah and i shared. i took a bunch of pictures and polaroids of the dog, then went back to stephanie's baby shower. i remember seeing stephanie's dad, who was the human version of kyle from south park's dad (and until last night, i had no idea who that character was or what he looked like because i don't watch south park... but my tv was on comedy central in the background and i watched the new episode which was a parody of the election and kyle's dad was a rabid obama supporter...haha..) while at the shower, i was suddenly pregnant. it was agreed that when i had the baby, abbey and i had to share it. i didn't go through any kind of birthing, but the baby came to be, and abbey kept trying to take it away from me and not let me anywhere near it. i was too busy trying to figure out how to work abbey's camera (which was a canon powershot sd1100 ... and of course i have dreams in which the electronics are distinctly identifiable because i sell cameras for a living, haha) .. she took my baby away and also grabbed the camera out of my hands because she wanted everything to herself. i was furious.
at one point during the dream, i was in a house that was set up like my across-the-street neighbors' from childhood. the front door lead immediately downstairs or up. i don't know who's house it was or why i was there or who any of the people there were. an old light-skinned black woman came to the front door to pick up something she had ordered. i don't know what she had ordered, but i wondered why the owner of the house had made whatever it was and allowed people to come pick it up instead of delivering it to them. the woman had a really ugly, stupid dog with her and it kept biting me. when it bit me, it's mouth suctioned to my leg - and this is a gross description, i know, but in the dream it was the visual i kept getting - much the way a vagina suctions a penis inward. i tried to kick the dog off of me but it kept sucking and biting me!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
dream 011
i had a motorized sitting scooter thing, like those hover-rounds they advertise on tv for old, immobile people. i rode it all around town telling everyone how i was saving the earth/reducing my harmful emissions. i rode it to aldi. myself and the other dozen college students there were locked inside until 9pm. as we were finally released at 9pm, a girl and i talked about how illegal that probably was that they had held us there against our will. riding through the parking lot, i saw amanda huston, who was a manager at aldi.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
dream 010
i was eating dinner in an unfinished basement with matt k's mom and his younger brother, who was also a twin (aka his mom had two sets of twins). i was dating tom cruise and he took me to the republican national convention with him and there were paparazzi everywhere taking photos of us and i was thinking, "omg, i'm going to be all over the internet tomorrow."
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
dream 009
i was at a restaurant with lots of friends. we were there for a rap show. we were in the waiting area, waiting to be seated. also in the waiting area was a girl i remember from middle school. her boyfriend was cradling her in his arms and she was convulsing and bleeding profusely from her arms. we were all kind of grossed out, so we left the waiting area and went outside. i was topless. i don't know why. but i was hot and had perky boobs and no one thought that it was especially weird that i was topless, they were all just giving me lots of attention. people were running around like hoodlums, drinking, popping pills, etc.
while we were all waiting for the show to begin, i noticed that there was a trailer with a small group of people gathered around it on the other side of the parking lot. i ran over and called to jenna to come with me. it was ryan adams' trailer. he was talking to a few people, but i interrupted them all and started talking to him. he talked to me, and wasn't even bothered, the way i feel most musicians and celebrities are when they are bombarded in public. i mentioned that i had read his myspace bulletin the other day about how it pissed him off when fans came up to him and had nothing to say and nothing to talk about. he laughed and said he was glad that i'd read it. we talked about random stuff and i said, "i need a picture of us together, or this never happened." i mean, i needed proof! so he sat down inside his trailer and i was like, "does that mean i can come in? because i can't be in a picture with you if you're in there." he invited me in. we took lots of pictures. i followed him into the bathroom. we made out. we left the bathroom and he laid on the floor. i bent over him and he fondled me. he got out a dildo and started ..doing things with it. then we had sex. i remembered that jenna was in the room, and i stopped him. we took more pictures and i told him he looked cute. he took jenna's camera and started taking pictures of me. he said, "you look cute, too. i like you a lot." jenna pulled me aside and said, "i like taking pictures, kate, and i don't mind, but i don't want to watch you guys have sex." i felt bad.
ryan and i went back to my house, and we loved eachother.
while we were all waiting for the show to begin, i noticed that there was a trailer with a small group of people gathered around it on the other side of the parking lot. i ran over and called to jenna to come with me. it was ryan adams' trailer. he was talking to a few people, but i interrupted them all and started talking to him. he talked to me, and wasn't even bothered, the way i feel most musicians and celebrities are when they are bombarded in public. i mentioned that i had read his myspace bulletin the other day about how it pissed him off when fans came up to him and had nothing to say and nothing to talk about. he laughed and said he was glad that i'd read it. we talked about random stuff and i said, "i need a picture of us together, or this never happened." i mean, i needed proof! so he sat down inside his trailer and i was like, "does that mean i can come in? because i can't be in a picture with you if you're in there." he invited me in. we took lots of pictures. i followed him into the bathroom. we made out. we left the bathroom and he laid on the floor. i bent over him and he fondled me. he got out a dildo and started ..doing things with it. then we had sex. i remembered that jenna was in the room, and i stopped him. we took more pictures and i told him he looked cute. he took jenna's camera and started taking pictures of me. he said, "you look cute, too. i like you a lot." jenna pulled me aside and said, "i like taking pictures, kate, and i don't mind, but i don't want to watch you guys have sex." i felt bad.
ryan and i went back to my house, and we loved eachother.
dream 008
i was coming home late from something. i entered my dark bedroom to find april and some guy having sex in my bed. they stopped when i came into the room, and i asked who the guy was, and she told me that it was prince (or the artist formerly known as..) and i was shocked. i wondered how she found him. we had both been wanting to get it on with prince, but never thought it possible. she said that all she did was search for him on myspace, sent him a message, and then he came over! i wanted my turn, so april left.
although it was dark in my room, i caught a glimpse of his face and said, "you don't look like prince...." & he assured me that he was. i didn't believe him. then the lights turned on and i realized that it was definitely not prince at all. i escorted him out of the house, and across the street, there was a little shop with it's doors wide open. "prince" went in and hugged and kissed a girl working at the counter. i followed and asked the girl how she knew him. "he's my boyfriend!" infuriatedly, i said "DO YOU KNOW THAT HE IS PRETENDING TO BE PRINCE, AND HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM (wherever he was from) JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND AND I????" she was in denial about it, and bitched me out, called me a slut, etc.
next thing i knew, the story had made national news and it was a featured story on CNN.
april, jenna and i went to a mall somewhere far away to try and find the perverted "prince" pretender and wandered into a barnes and noble. we were talking really loudly and people kept shushing us, so i yelled that we were there trying to find someone. everyone in b&n looked just like the guy from behind, so we kept having to interrupt all these dudes playing chess and reading.
then we were walking past pacsun and i mentioned that i hadn't stepped foot in a pacific sunwear since middle school and thought it would be funny to see what of stuff they had nowadays. whitney izeugbenum (or however you spell her name, from high school) was working there. i found a bunch of little chinese coin purses on sale for $4.99 and couldn't decide which one to get and a good portion of that part of the dream was spent trying to decide which one to get. there was also a necklace that had bugs in it. they were in this little chamber-like thing. most were dead, but some were still alive. the necklace had instructions to turn it at an angle and look again at the interior of the chamber. at an angle, the bugs looked to form some sort of hollogram of a sea otter. there was a caption with the hollogram that said that the sea otter shown was one that was only found in china once every million years. ....wtf?
then the parking lot of the mall froze and i was by myself. i had to leave and then come back for some reason. upon my return, i made friends with a little girl who asked me if my name was kate. i said "yes, how did you know?" and she said "do you go to D.U.?" and i said no, to which she replied "you look exactly like someone i know that goes there named kate!" i thought it was bizarre. we kept walking and talking, even though she was a little girl, haha.
when i got back inside the mall, i found abbey, jenna, jaime, kayla, katie, kathleen, erin and monika. they were drinking free coffee from this stand at the mall. the stand was christian affiliated and were giving out prizes of diamond jewelry to people who drank the free coffee. we all put our names into a basket and then they chose winners. kathleen won twice and then topanga from boy meets world won. she was given the microphone to give a speech after she found out she won, and she started crying and talking about the power of jesus and how grateful she was and how much she enjoyed being part of the christian-affiliated group.
although it was dark in my room, i caught a glimpse of his face and said, "you don't look like prince...." & he assured me that he was. i didn't believe him. then the lights turned on and i realized that it was definitely not prince at all. i escorted him out of the house, and across the street, there was a little shop with it's doors wide open. "prince" went in and hugged and kissed a girl working at the counter. i followed and asked the girl how she knew him. "he's my boyfriend!" infuriatedly, i said "DO YOU KNOW THAT HE IS PRETENDING TO BE PRINCE, AND HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM (wherever he was from) JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND AND I????" she was in denial about it, and bitched me out, called me a slut, etc.
next thing i knew, the story had made national news and it was a featured story on CNN.
april, jenna and i went to a mall somewhere far away to try and find the perverted "prince" pretender and wandered into a barnes and noble. we were talking really loudly and people kept shushing us, so i yelled that we were there trying to find someone. everyone in b&n looked just like the guy from behind, so we kept having to interrupt all these dudes playing chess and reading.
then we were walking past pacsun and i mentioned that i hadn't stepped foot in a pacific sunwear since middle school and thought it would be funny to see what of stuff they had nowadays. whitney izeugbenum (or however you spell her name, from high school) was working there. i found a bunch of little chinese coin purses on sale for $4.99 and couldn't decide which one to get and a good portion of that part of the dream was spent trying to decide which one to get. there was also a necklace that had bugs in it. they were in this little chamber-like thing. most were dead, but some were still alive. the necklace had instructions to turn it at an angle and look again at the interior of the chamber. at an angle, the bugs looked to form some sort of hollogram of a sea otter. there was a caption with the hollogram that said that the sea otter shown was one that was only found in china once every million years. ....wtf?
then the parking lot of the mall froze and i was by myself. i had to leave and then come back for some reason. upon my return, i made friends with a little girl who asked me if my name was kate. i said "yes, how did you know?" and she said "do you go to D.U.?" and i said no, to which she replied "you look exactly like someone i know that goes there named kate!" i thought it was bizarre. we kept walking and talking, even though she was a little girl, haha.
when i got back inside the mall, i found abbey, jenna, jaime, kayla, katie, kathleen, erin and monika. they were drinking free coffee from this stand at the mall. the stand was christian affiliated and were giving out prizes of diamond jewelry to people who drank the free coffee. we all put our names into a basket and then they chose winners. kathleen won twice and then topanga from boy meets world won. she was given the microphone to give a speech after she found out she won, and she started crying and talking about the power of jesus and how grateful she was and how much she enjoyed being part of the christian-affiliated group.
dream 007
my parents lived in our old house in galloway and they had a son who was about 2 years old, and he had a baby-friend..like several months old baby. my dad agreed to let the boy and his baby-friend go on a trip together, so they packed their bags and put them in the car - an SUV. dad also allowed the 2 year old boy to drive the SUV. they got in the car and started to drive and i watched it swerve and hit cars all the way down the street until it was almost out of sight. it was driving me crazy that my dad let them do that/didn't care that they were crashing every 2 feet/didn't go after them.
dream 006
jen and i were related to luke and owen wilson. owen was getting married, and we were hanging out at his wedding and taking pictures specifically so that we could show people when we got back and prove/brag that we were really related to the brothers wilson.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
dream(s) 005
over the last two days these things have happened in my dreams:
- kathleen slept with one of my exes and i confronted her in front of the whole school (it was a high school) and told her mom and everyone else and called her a slut (I'M SO SORRY I KEEP HAVING AWFUL DREAMS ABOUT YOU, KATH!)
- my sister and i were in the same high school class and we had a substitute teacher who was teaching us from jen's bedroom in our old house on stillwater drive .. for some reason, after class let out, he took a shower and stayed in the room. i went into the bedroom and seduced him. during sexual activities, he told me my boobs were jiggly and gave me a contraption to make them firmer. he wore his sunglasses during, and for one glimpse in the dream he was joey fatone from nysnc, but every other time i saw his face he was an extremely attractive guy with facial hair.
- i was at work and we were slammed. people kept coming and coming and coming and coming even though we were closed and i had turned off the lights. i told someone who was walking in the door "sorry, we're closed!" and then said, "oops, i don't think i'm supposed to say that ... oh well!" the other employees and i were so busy that we didn't notice some guy behind the counter who was suspiciously "ringing himself out" and stealing money from the drawer.
- as i was driving through crosscreek neighborhood in hilliard i called my former boss. his friend answered the phone and said "he always told me about you and said you were totally my type and really cute!" and i was flattered.
- kathleen slept with one of my exes and i confronted her in front of the whole school (it was a high school) and told her mom and everyone else and called her a slut (I'M SO SORRY I KEEP HAVING AWFUL DREAMS ABOUT YOU, KATH!)
- my sister and i were in the same high school class and we had a substitute teacher who was teaching us from jen's bedroom in our old house on stillwater drive .. for some reason, after class let out, he took a shower and stayed in the room. i went into the bedroom and seduced him. during sexual activities, he told me my boobs were jiggly and gave me a contraption to make them firmer. he wore his sunglasses during, and for one glimpse in the dream he was joey fatone from nysnc, but every other time i saw his face he was an extremely attractive guy with facial hair.
- i was at work and we were slammed. people kept coming and coming and coming and coming even though we were closed and i had turned off the lights. i told someone who was walking in the door "sorry, we're closed!" and then said, "oops, i don't think i'm supposed to say that ... oh well!" the other employees and i were so busy that we didn't notice some guy behind the counter who was suspiciously "ringing himself out" and stealing money from the drawer.
- as i was driving through crosscreek neighborhood in hilliard i called my former boss. his friend answered the phone and said "he always told me about you and said you were totally my type and really cute!" and i was flattered.
Monday, August 4, 2008
dream 004
abbey, jaime and i were watching our usual wednesday night tv shows together when we decided to go get burger king, which was located within the kroger parking lot. this was not the actual kroger or burger king that i know of in the grandview area. while they were ordering - and they walked up to the drive-thru window and were actually served - i went to throw something in the dumpster nearby. all of a sudden i heard a cop car speeding towards the vicinty, and i got scared and ran back to kroger, although i'd done nothing wrong and the cops were not coming for me.
at kroger, i went inside. as i was walking in, i saw two bums and they scared me and stereotypically i figured they were going to mug me. so i hurried and ran inside the building. it was kinda late at night, but for some reason, there were a lot of people in kroger. i was looking for something when i walked in, when i overheard this dumb bimbo talking to her boyfriend who was older and visibly annoyed at her stupidity and constant blabbering on. she was looking for cheaper deodorant and so i told her that it was in some other aisle/section - and i called her "hon'" - heh - and told her i'd help her look for it. i could tell the boyfriend admired me for being so kind and helping out his dumbass girlfriend.
there were a bunch of other trashy girls looking for deodorant. one was looking at perfume which was also in that aisle, and the only perfumes available were by beyonce, a pussycat doll, and gucci. the gucci bottle was in the shape of a high-top sneaker and it was cream colored with neutral colored "GUCCI"s all over it. the girl looked over at her friend and said, "you think this would look good as a tattoo?!"
the girl and i couldn't find the deodorant and this older couple overheard our perilous search. they walked into the next aisle and found it immediately and told us they'd found it. we all chuckled together and have a movie-like togetherness moment.
the girl with the dumb gucci tattoo idea was hella ghetto and she was looking at some decorative glass bottles that were also in the perfume/deodorant aisle. she took each one out and didn't put it away when she was finished looking at them. they were taking up the entire walk-ways worth of the aisle and she was walking away, ready to leave and i said, "hey, didn't you get these out? you should put them away." ghetto girl: "you think i wanna put all those away? no. you put them away!" me: "absolutely not. you need to put them away." i thought for a second she might come at me.
drew smith's friend garrett & snazzy stephy from myspace were roommates with a bunch of other weed-smoking hxc/scene kids. the cops came, i think because they were growing weed in their house. when they did, i went out back because garrett kicked everyone out of the house. there were some pretty flowers and i thought to myself, "i remember taking pictures of these with my new camera."
april ate me out as we had a threesome with some guy at that house and she said, "yet another threesome with one of my best friends!!"
i was on a scary game show that was created by an illustrator/artist. something scary happened at the end of every episode and someone would die. the hosts were franz and this kid named IPILTEDGE. i specifically remember being like, wtf kind of name is that?!?! and then i saw it spelled out somewhere. I-P-I-L-T-E-D-G-E. he wore the weirdest/craziest fucking clothes. street-style/club kid-type stuff. in a montage sequence i remember seeing he and franz out in the street at night on neil avenue by that hospital building or something that i always end up parking by for comfest. the ipiltedge kid was wearing a bear suit.
at the beginning of the show there was this freaky obstacle course that people had to navigate on their own. there were random people all throughout the creepy place that everything took place in. you weren't allowed to watch the show on tv or be a part of it until you were 11 years old, and so the other 11+ kids and i that were on the show were each given some sort of themed costume with props. the point of the show was to see what kind of props would save your life when you came to obstacles that could kill you. some people were princesses, some were lumberjacks.. all very theatrical. when a new segment of the game would be released, all of the contestants would congregate in a creepy underground holding-cell. a man would deliver the illustration (drawn by the artist/creator of the show) to franz and ipiltedge through a pharmacy-type window. they would tell us about the next challenge as we quivered in the dark dungeon of a place. i remember there being typical scary green oozing kinds of smoky light coming from random places in the room.
at kroger, i went inside. as i was walking in, i saw two bums and they scared me and stereotypically i figured they were going to mug me. so i hurried and ran inside the building. it was kinda late at night, but for some reason, there were a lot of people in kroger. i was looking for something when i walked in, when i overheard this dumb bimbo talking to her boyfriend who was older and visibly annoyed at her stupidity and constant blabbering on. she was looking for cheaper deodorant and so i told her that it was in some other aisle/section - and i called her "hon'" - heh - and told her i'd help her look for it. i could tell the boyfriend admired me for being so kind and helping out his dumbass girlfriend.
there were a bunch of other trashy girls looking for deodorant. one was looking at perfume which was also in that aisle, and the only perfumes available were by beyonce, a pussycat doll, and gucci. the gucci bottle was in the shape of a high-top sneaker and it was cream colored with neutral colored "GUCCI"s all over it. the girl looked over at her friend and said, "you think this would look good as a tattoo?!"
the girl and i couldn't find the deodorant and this older couple overheard our perilous search. they walked into the next aisle and found it immediately and told us they'd found it. we all chuckled together and have a movie-like togetherness moment.
the girl with the dumb gucci tattoo idea was hella ghetto and she was looking at some decorative glass bottles that were also in the perfume/deodorant aisle. she took each one out and didn't put it away when she was finished looking at them. they were taking up the entire walk-ways worth of the aisle and she was walking away, ready to leave and i said, "hey, didn't you get these out? you should put them away." ghetto girl: "you think i wanna put all those away? no. you put them away!" me: "absolutely not. you need to put them away." i thought for a second she might come at me.
drew smith's friend garrett & snazzy stephy from myspace were roommates with a bunch of other weed-smoking hxc/scene kids. the cops came, i think because they were growing weed in their house. when they did, i went out back because garrett kicked everyone out of the house. there were some pretty flowers and i thought to myself, "i remember taking pictures of these with my new camera."
april ate me out as we had a threesome with some guy at that house and she said, "yet another threesome with one of my best friends!!"
i was on a scary game show that was created by an illustrator/artist. something scary happened at the end of every episode and someone would die. the hosts were franz and this kid named IPILTEDGE. i specifically remember being like, wtf kind of name is that?!?! and then i saw it spelled out somewhere. I-P-I-L-T-E-D-G-E. he wore the weirdest/craziest fucking clothes. street-style/club kid-type stuff. in a montage sequence i remember seeing he and franz out in the street at night on neil avenue by that hospital building or something that i always end up parking by for comfest. the ipiltedge kid was wearing a bear suit.
at the beginning of the show there was this freaky obstacle course that people had to navigate on their own. there were random people all throughout the creepy place that everything took place in. you weren't allowed to watch the show on tv or be a part of it until you were 11 years old, and so the other 11+ kids and i that were on the show were each given some sort of themed costume with props. the point of the show was to see what kind of props would save your life when you came to obstacles that could kill you. some people were princesses, some were lumberjacks.. all very theatrical. when a new segment of the game would be released, all of the contestants would congregate in a creepy underground holding-cell. a man would deliver the illustration (drawn by the artist/creator of the show) to franz and ipiltedge through a pharmacy-type window. they would tell us about the next challenge as we quivered in the dark dungeon of a place. i remember there being typical scary green oozing kinds of smoky light coming from random places in the room.
Friday, August 1, 2008
dream 003
kathleen tried to hang out with and hit on greg right in front of me and then acted like it was no big deal when i confronted her like, "uhh, bitch, i'm RIGHT here and can HEAR you!!??!" i proceeded to pull her hair and push her down the stairs.
i gave greg a vitamin water sized bottle of cranberry-grape juice when we got out of bed. he shook it up and tried to chug it, spilling/spitting it ALL over my white bed linens and my walls, staining them.
i was with my parents going to an OSU football game and as we were turning onto a street where the hospital was, there was a huge celebration because they'd just opened the new orthodontics office on the fourth floor.
i had a girlfriend and we were in my bed sleeping together. she had big boobs and blonde hair and her tank top and underwear were splatter-painted and for some reason, so were my walls.
i was at bonnaroo and i noticed that the whole festival was so much more organized than it had been before (in real life.) there were cops directing traffic everywhere and it was generally a more pleasant atmosphere and the ampitheatres were better-equipped for viewing live music.
a black guy game up to me and without a word, stuck his tongue in my mouth and proceeded to make out with me. then he walked away, still without saying a word. later on, he was wooing my sister with his charms - actually talking! - and she kept bragging about how great & wonderful he was and i just smirked and kept the prior incident to myself.
a giant pirate/treasure ship came floating through the sky. this thing was bigger than a sky-scraper. there were people i knew inside of it. it had about enough seats to hold a load of roller coaster riders. bill wolfson was one of the people and he yelled out to me, "IT'S A SHAME ALL OF THESE SEATS DIDN'T SELL OUT THIS YEAR!!!"
i was in a grocery store and i saw marvita from the most recent season of ANTM. she was from columbus and i stopped to talk to her and play it cool and take pictures with her and give her compliments.
i gave greg a vitamin water sized bottle of cranberry-grape juice when we got out of bed. he shook it up and tried to chug it, spilling/spitting it ALL over my white bed linens and my walls, staining them.
i was with my parents going to an OSU football game and as we were turning onto a street where the hospital was, there was a huge celebration because they'd just opened the new orthodontics office on the fourth floor.
i had a girlfriend and we were in my bed sleeping together. she had big boobs and blonde hair and her tank top and underwear were splatter-painted and for some reason, so were my walls.
i was at bonnaroo and i noticed that the whole festival was so much more organized than it had been before (in real life.) there were cops directing traffic everywhere and it was generally a more pleasant atmosphere and the ampitheatres were better-equipped for viewing live music.
a black guy game up to me and without a word, stuck his tongue in my mouth and proceeded to make out with me. then he walked away, still without saying a word. later on, he was wooing my sister with his charms - actually talking! - and she kept bragging about how great & wonderful he was and i just smirked and kept the prior incident to myself.
a giant pirate/treasure ship came floating through the sky. this thing was bigger than a sky-scraper. there were people i knew inside of it. it had about enough seats to hold a load of roller coaster riders. bill wolfson was one of the people and he yelled out to me, "IT'S A SHAME ALL OF THESE SEATS DIDN'T SELL OUT THIS YEAR!!!"
i was in a grocery store and i saw marvita from the most recent season of ANTM. she was from columbus and i stopped to talk to her and play it cool and take pictures with her and give her compliments.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
dream 002
thursday, july 31, 2008
i was walking through a grocery store and pushing a cart. i'd run into ryan martin in one aisle and we'd talk about jenna k. and then in the next aisle i'd run into jenna and we'd talk about ryan.
intermittently, i was having a conversation with jimi payne via IM. but i wasn't on a computer or a phone or anything.
there was an art show at the school jen and i went to (which resembled a high school.) there was all this talk about how cheapened the art program had become and how no one gave a shit anymore, and the pieces that were chosen to be put up on display were complete crap. as i walked the perimeter of the school, i saw jess helping hang a large stupid poster-sized piece of "art" on the windows outside in the courtyard. strolling further down the hallway i ran into the only cool thing at the art show - some dude had painted a larger-than-life-size box mint green, and then taped that off and painted the upper and lower portions of the box blackish-brown and was a giant mint-chocolate ice cream sandwich. the project was intended for people to get hands-on with it, and you could make your own version in whatever colors (flavors) you wanted, and then it would get wrapped up in graphically labeled ramen noodle-esque packaging.
i was talking to this dude (who, in my dream i knew from high school, but didn't really) about graphic design, and i was trying to ask him how to do something on photoshop, but i couldn't explain it correctly. jimi chimed in via invisible text message yet again and was like, "are you serious? if you don't know how to do that you're a fucking idiot."
then jen and i were rounding the corner of the school again and we'd apparently been walking for miles. alongside us came this older-ish couple with a dog on a leash. we stopped to pet the dog and we told them all about sam and how much we loved him and how hard it was for us to let him go. they told us that they'd had to do that with a pet before, too, and that it would be okay because you never forget a pet that you love as a family member. i wanted to continue to walk with them, but jen was sick of walking and was like, "UGGGHHHH SO WHAT? ARE WE GOING TO CALL A CAB?" and i was mad that she was being so insensitive.
i was walking through a grocery store and pushing a cart. i'd run into ryan martin in one aisle and we'd talk about jenna k. and then in the next aisle i'd run into jenna and we'd talk about ryan.
intermittently, i was having a conversation with jimi payne via IM. but i wasn't on a computer or a phone or anything.
there was an art show at the school jen and i went to (which resembled a high school.) there was all this talk about how cheapened the art program had become and how no one gave a shit anymore, and the pieces that were chosen to be put up on display were complete crap. as i walked the perimeter of the school, i saw jess helping hang a large stupid poster-sized piece of "art" on the windows outside in the courtyard. strolling further down the hallway i ran into the only cool thing at the art show - some dude had painted a larger-than-life-size box mint green, and then taped that off and painted the upper and lower portions of the box blackish-brown and was a giant mint-chocolate ice cream sandwich. the project was intended for people to get hands-on with it, and you could make your own version in whatever colors (flavors) you wanted, and then it would get wrapped up in graphically labeled ramen noodle-esque packaging.
i was talking to this dude (who, in my dream i knew from high school, but didn't really) about graphic design, and i was trying to ask him how to do something on photoshop, but i couldn't explain it correctly. jimi chimed in via invisible text message yet again and was like, "are you serious? if you don't know how to do that you're a fucking idiot."
then jen and i were rounding the corner of the school again and we'd apparently been walking for miles. alongside us came this older-ish couple with a dog on a leash. we stopped to pet the dog and we told them all about sam and how much we loved him and how hard it was for us to let him go. they told us that they'd had to do that with a pet before, too, and that it would be okay because you never forget a pet that you love as a family member. i wanted to continue to walk with them, but jen was sick of walking and was like, "UGGGHHHH SO WHAT? ARE WE GOING TO CALL A CAB?" and i was mad that she was being so insensitive.
dream 001
wednesday, june 30, 2008
i was in my bedroom with kathleen. she had no undergarments on and was clearly displaying a fully erect, thick penis. she also had a vagina directly under the penis (with which there were no balls attached.) i asked her if when she had sex it made things weird, and if she used both her penis and vagina during sex. she said that she never used her penis because it was always numb.
i was in my bedroom with kathleen. she had no undergarments on and was clearly displaying a fully erect, thick penis. she also had a vagina directly under the penis (with which there were no balls attached.) i asked her if when she had sex it made things weird, and if she used both her penis and vagina during sex. she said that she never used her penis because it was always numb.
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