kathleen tried to hang out with and hit on greg right in front of me and then acted like it was no big deal when i confronted her like, "uhh, bitch, i'm RIGHT here and can HEAR you!!??!" i proceeded to pull her hair and push her down the stairs.
i gave greg a vitamin water sized bottle of cranberry-grape juice when we got out of bed. he shook it up and tried to chug it, spilling/spitting it ALL over my white bed linens and my walls, staining them.
i was with my parents going to an OSU football game and as we were turning onto a street where the hospital was, there was a huge celebration because they'd just opened the new orthodontics office on the fourth floor.
i had a girlfriend and we were in my bed sleeping together. she had big boobs and blonde hair and her tank top and underwear were splatter-painted and for some reason, so were my walls.
i was at bonnaroo and i noticed that the whole festival was so much more organized than it had been before (in real life.) there were cops directing traffic everywhere and it was generally a more pleasant atmosphere and the ampitheatres were better-equipped for viewing live music.
a black guy game up to me and without a word, stuck his tongue in my mouth and proceeded to make out with me. then he walked away, still without saying a word. later on, he was wooing my sister with his charms - actually talking! - and she kept bragging about how great & wonderful he was and i just smirked and kept the prior incident to myself.
a giant pirate/treasure ship came floating through the sky. this thing was bigger than a sky-scraper. there were people i knew inside of it. it had about enough seats to hold a load of roller coaster riders. bill wolfson was one of the people and he yelled out to me, "IT'S A SHAME ALL OF THESE SEATS DIDN'T SELL OUT THIS YEAR!!!"
i was in a grocery store and i saw marvita from the most recent season of ANTM. she was from columbus and i stopped to talk to her and play it cool and take pictures with her and give her compliments.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
dream 002
thursday, july 31, 2008
i was walking through a grocery store and pushing a cart. i'd run into ryan martin in one aisle and we'd talk about jenna k. and then in the next aisle i'd run into jenna and we'd talk about ryan.
intermittently, i was having a conversation with jimi payne via IM. but i wasn't on a computer or a phone or anything.
there was an art show at the school jen and i went to (which resembled a high school.) there was all this talk about how cheapened the art program had become and how no one gave a shit anymore, and the pieces that were chosen to be put up on display were complete crap. as i walked the perimeter of the school, i saw jess helping hang a large stupid poster-sized piece of "art" on the windows outside in the courtyard. strolling further down the hallway i ran into the only cool thing at the art show - some dude had painted a larger-than-life-size box mint green, and then taped that off and painted the upper and lower portions of the box blackish-brown and was a giant mint-chocolate ice cream sandwich. the project was intended for people to get hands-on with it, and you could make your own version in whatever colors (flavors) you wanted, and then it would get wrapped up in graphically labeled ramen noodle-esque packaging.
i was talking to this dude (who, in my dream i knew from high school, but didn't really) about graphic design, and i was trying to ask him how to do something on photoshop, but i couldn't explain it correctly. jimi chimed in via invisible text message yet again and was like, "are you serious? if you don't know how to do that you're a fucking idiot."
then jen and i were rounding the corner of the school again and we'd apparently been walking for miles. alongside us came this older-ish couple with a dog on a leash. we stopped to pet the dog and we told them all about sam and how much we loved him and how hard it was for us to let him go. they told us that they'd had to do that with a pet before, too, and that it would be okay because you never forget a pet that you love as a family member. i wanted to continue to walk with them, but jen was sick of walking and was like, "UGGGHHHH SO WHAT? ARE WE GOING TO CALL A CAB?" and i was mad that she was being so insensitive.
i was walking through a grocery store and pushing a cart. i'd run into ryan martin in one aisle and we'd talk about jenna k. and then in the next aisle i'd run into jenna and we'd talk about ryan.
intermittently, i was having a conversation with jimi payne via IM. but i wasn't on a computer or a phone or anything.
there was an art show at the school jen and i went to (which resembled a high school.) there was all this talk about how cheapened the art program had become and how no one gave a shit anymore, and the pieces that were chosen to be put up on display were complete crap. as i walked the perimeter of the school, i saw jess helping hang a large stupid poster-sized piece of "art" on the windows outside in the courtyard. strolling further down the hallway i ran into the only cool thing at the art show - some dude had painted a larger-than-life-size box mint green, and then taped that off and painted the upper and lower portions of the box blackish-brown and was a giant mint-chocolate ice cream sandwich. the project was intended for people to get hands-on with it, and you could make your own version in whatever colors (flavors) you wanted, and then it would get wrapped up in graphically labeled ramen noodle-esque packaging.
i was talking to this dude (who, in my dream i knew from high school, but didn't really) about graphic design, and i was trying to ask him how to do something on photoshop, but i couldn't explain it correctly. jimi chimed in via invisible text message yet again and was like, "are you serious? if you don't know how to do that you're a fucking idiot."
then jen and i were rounding the corner of the school again and we'd apparently been walking for miles. alongside us came this older-ish couple with a dog on a leash. we stopped to pet the dog and we told them all about sam and how much we loved him and how hard it was for us to let him go. they told us that they'd had to do that with a pet before, too, and that it would be okay because you never forget a pet that you love as a family member. i wanted to continue to walk with them, but jen was sick of walking and was like, "UGGGHHHH SO WHAT? ARE WE GOING TO CALL A CAB?" and i was mad that she was being so insensitive.
dream 001
wednesday, june 30, 2008
i was in my bedroom with kathleen. she had no undergarments on and was clearly displaying a fully erect, thick penis. she also had a vagina directly under the penis (with which there were no balls attached.) i asked her if when she had sex it made things weird, and if she used both her penis and vagina during sex. she said that she never used her penis because it was always numb.
i was in my bedroom with kathleen. she had no undergarments on and was clearly displaying a fully erect, thick penis. she also had a vagina directly under the penis (with which there were no balls attached.) i asked her if when she had sex it made things weird, and if she used both her penis and vagina during sex. she said that she never used her penis because it was always numb.
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