i was at a restaurant with lots of friends. we were there for a rap show. we were in the waiting area, waiting to be seated. also in the waiting area was a girl i remember from middle school. her boyfriend was cradling her in his arms and she was convulsing and bleeding profusely from her arms. we were all kind of grossed out, so we left the waiting area and went outside. i was topless. i don't know why. but i was hot and had perky boobs and no one thought that it was especially weird that i was topless, they were all just giving me lots of attention. people were running around like hoodlums, drinking, popping pills, etc.
while we were all waiting for the show to begin, i noticed that there was a trailer with a small group of people gathered around it on the other side of the parking lot. i ran over and called to jenna to come with me. it was ryan adams' trailer. he was talking to a few people, but i interrupted them all and started talking to him. he talked to me, and wasn't even bothered, the way i feel most musicians and celebrities are when they are bombarded in public. i mentioned that i had read his myspace bulletin the other day about how it pissed him off when fans came up to him and had nothing to say and nothing to talk about. he laughed and said he was glad that i'd read it. we talked about random stuff and i said, "i need a picture of us together, or this never happened." i mean, i needed proof! so he sat down inside his trailer and i was like, "does that mean i can come in? because i can't be in a picture with you if you're in there." he invited me in. we took lots of pictures. i followed him into the bathroom. we made out. we left the bathroom and he laid on the floor. i bent over him and he fondled me. he got out a dildo and started ..doing things with it. then we had sex. i remembered that jenna was in the room, and i stopped him. we took more pictures and i told him he looked cute. he took jenna's camera and started taking pictures of me. he said, "you look cute, too. i like you a lot." jenna pulled me aside and said, "i like taking pictures, kate, and i don't mind, but i don't want to watch you guys have sex." i felt bad.
ryan and i went back to my house, and we loved eachother.
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
dream 008
i was coming home late from something. i entered my dark bedroom to find april and some guy having sex in my bed. they stopped when i came into the room, and i asked who the guy was, and she told me that it was prince (or the artist formerly known as..) and i was shocked. i wondered how she found him. we had both been wanting to get it on with prince, but never thought it possible. she said that all she did was search for him on myspace, sent him a message, and then he came over! i wanted my turn, so april left.
although it was dark in my room, i caught a glimpse of his face and said, "you don't look like prince...." & he assured me that he was. i didn't believe him. then the lights turned on and i realized that it was definitely not prince at all. i escorted him out of the house, and across the street, there was a little shop with it's doors wide open. "prince" went in and hugged and kissed a girl working at the counter. i followed and asked the girl how she knew him. "he's my boyfriend!" infuriatedly, i said "DO YOU KNOW THAT HE IS PRETENDING TO BE PRINCE, AND HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM (wherever he was from) JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND AND I????" she was in denial about it, and bitched me out, called me a slut, etc.
next thing i knew, the story had made national news and it was a featured story on CNN.
april, jenna and i went to a mall somewhere far away to try and find the perverted "prince" pretender and wandered into a barnes and noble. we were talking really loudly and people kept shushing us, so i yelled that we were there trying to find someone. everyone in b&n looked just like the guy from behind, so we kept having to interrupt all these dudes playing chess and reading.
then we were walking past pacsun and i mentioned that i hadn't stepped foot in a pacific sunwear since middle school and thought it would be funny to see what of stuff they had nowadays. whitney izeugbenum (or however you spell her name, from high school) was working there. i found a bunch of little chinese coin purses on sale for $4.99 and couldn't decide which one to get and a good portion of that part of the dream was spent trying to decide which one to get. there was also a necklace that had bugs in it. they were in this little chamber-like thing. most were dead, but some were still alive. the necklace had instructions to turn it at an angle and look again at the interior of the chamber. at an angle, the bugs looked to form some sort of hollogram of a sea otter. there was a caption with the hollogram that said that the sea otter shown was one that was only found in china once every million years. ....wtf?
then the parking lot of the mall froze and i was by myself. i had to leave and then come back for some reason. upon my return, i made friends with a little girl who asked me if my name was kate. i said "yes, how did you know?" and she said "do you go to D.U.?" and i said no, to which she replied "you look exactly like someone i know that goes there named kate!" i thought it was bizarre. we kept walking and talking, even though she was a little girl, haha.
when i got back inside the mall, i found abbey, jenna, jaime, kayla, katie, kathleen, erin and monika. they were drinking free coffee from this stand at the mall. the stand was christian affiliated and were giving out prizes of diamond jewelry to people who drank the free coffee. we all put our names into a basket and then they chose winners. kathleen won twice and then topanga from boy meets world won. she was given the microphone to give a speech after she found out she won, and she started crying and talking about the power of jesus and how grateful she was and how much she enjoyed being part of the christian-affiliated group.
although it was dark in my room, i caught a glimpse of his face and said, "you don't look like prince...." & he assured me that he was. i didn't believe him. then the lights turned on and i realized that it was definitely not prince at all. i escorted him out of the house, and across the street, there was a little shop with it's doors wide open. "prince" went in and hugged and kissed a girl working at the counter. i followed and asked the girl how she knew him. "he's my boyfriend!" infuriatedly, i said "DO YOU KNOW THAT HE IS PRETENDING TO BE PRINCE, AND HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM (wherever he was from) JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND AND I????" she was in denial about it, and bitched me out, called me a slut, etc.
next thing i knew, the story had made national news and it was a featured story on CNN.
april, jenna and i went to a mall somewhere far away to try and find the perverted "prince" pretender and wandered into a barnes and noble. we were talking really loudly and people kept shushing us, so i yelled that we were there trying to find someone. everyone in b&n looked just like the guy from behind, so we kept having to interrupt all these dudes playing chess and reading.
then we were walking past pacsun and i mentioned that i hadn't stepped foot in a pacific sunwear since middle school and thought it would be funny to see what of stuff they had nowadays. whitney izeugbenum (or however you spell her name, from high school) was working there. i found a bunch of little chinese coin purses on sale for $4.99 and couldn't decide which one to get and a good portion of that part of the dream was spent trying to decide which one to get. there was also a necklace that had bugs in it. they were in this little chamber-like thing. most were dead, but some were still alive. the necklace had instructions to turn it at an angle and look again at the interior of the chamber. at an angle, the bugs looked to form some sort of hollogram of a sea otter. there was a caption with the hollogram that said that the sea otter shown was one that was only found in china once every million years. ....wtf?
then the parking lot of the mall froze and i was by myself. i had to leave and then come back for some reason. upon my return, i made friends with a little girl who asked me if my name was kate. i said "yes, how did you know?" and she said "do you go to D.U.?" and i said no, to which she replied "you look exactly like someone i know that goes there named kate!" i thought it was bizarre. we kept walking and talking, even though she was a little girl, haha.
when i got back inside the mall, i found abbey, jenna, jaime, kayla, katie, kathleen, erin and monika. they were drinking free coffee from this stand at the mall. the stand was christian affiliated and were giving out prizes of diamond jewelry to people who drank the free coffee. we all put our names into a basket and then they chose winners. kathleen won twice and then topanga from boy meets world won. she was given the microphone to give a speech after she found out she won, and she started crying and talking about the power of jesus and how grateful she was and how much she enjoyed being part of the christian-affiliated group.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
dream(s) 005
over the last two days these things have happened in my dreams:
- kathleen slept with one of my exes and i confronted her in front of the whole school (it was a high school) and told her mom and everyone else and called her a slut (I'M SO SORRY I KEEP HAVING AWFUL DREAMS ABOUT YOU, KATH!)
- my sister and i were in the same high school class and we had a substitute teacher who was teaching us from jen's bedroom in our old house on stillwater drive .. for some reason, after class let out, he took a shower and stayed in the room. i went into the bedroom and seduced him. during sexual activities, he told me my boobs were jiggly and gave me a contraption to make them firmer. he wore his sunglasses during, and for one glimpse in the dream he was joey fatone from nysnc, but every other time i saw his face he was an extremely attractive guy with facial hair.
- i was at work and we were slammed. people kept coming and coming and coming and coming even though we were closed and i had turned off the lights. i told someone who was walking in the door "sorry, we're closed!" and then said, "oops, i don't think i'm supposed to say that ... oh well!" the other employees and i were so busy that we didn't notice some guy behind the counter who was suspiciously "ringing himself out" and stealing money from the drawer.
- as i was driving through crosscreek neighborhood in hilliard i called my former boss. his friend answered the phone and said "he always told me about you and said you were totally my type and really cute!" and i was flattered.
- kathleen slept with one of my exes and i confronted her in front of the whole school (it was a high school) and told her mom and everyone else and called her a slut (I'M SO SORRY I KEEP HAVING AWFUL DREAMS ABOUT YOU, KATH!)
- my sister and i were in the same high school class and we had a substitute teacher who was teaching us from jen's bedroom in our old house on stillwater drive .. for some reason, after class let out, he took a shower and stayed in the room. i went into the bedroom and seduced him. during sexual activities, he told me my boobs were jiggly and gave me a contraption to make them firmer. he wore his sunglasses during, and for one glimpse in the dream he was joey fatone from nysnc, but every other time i saw his face he was an extremely attractive guy with facial hair.
- i was at work and we were slammed. people kept coming and coming and coming and coming even though we were closed and i had turned off the lights. i told someone who was walking in the door "sorry, we're closed!" and then said, "oops, i don't think i'm supposed to say that ... oh well!" the other employees and i were so busy that we didn't notice some guy behind the counter who was suspiciously "ringing himself out" and stealing money from the drawer.
- as i was driving through crosscreek neighborhood in hilliard i called my former boss. his friend answered the phone and said "he always told me about you and said you were totally my type and really cute!" and i was flattered.
Monday, August 4, 2008
dream 004
abbey, jaime and i were watching our usual wednesday night tv shows together when we decided to go get burger king, which was located within the kroger parking lot. this was not the actual kroger or burger king that i know of in the grandview area. while they were ordering - and they walked up to the drive-thru window and were actually served - i went to throw something in the dumpster nearby. all of a sudden i heard a cop car speeding towards the vicinty, and i got scared and ran back to kroger, although i'd done nothing wrong and the cops were not coming for me.
at kroger, i went inside. as i was walking in, i saw two bums and they scared me and stereotypically i figured they were going to mug me. so i hurried and ran inside the building. it was kinda late at night, but for some reason, there were a lot of people in kroger. i was looking for something when i walked in, when i overheard this dumb bimbo talking to her boyfriend who was older and visibly annoyed at her stupidity and constant blabbering on. she was looking for cheaper deodorant and so i told her that it was in some other aisle/section - and i called her "hon'" - heh - and told her i'd help her look for it. i could tell the boyfriend admired me for being so kind and helping out his dumbass girlfriend.
there were a bunch of other trashy girls looking for deodorant. one was looking at perfume which was also in that aisle, and the only perfumes available were by beyonce, a pussycat doll, and gucci. the gucci bottle was in the shape of a high-top sneaker and it was cream colored with neutral colored "GUCCI"s all over it. the girl looked over at her friend and said, "you think this would look good as a tattoo?!"
the girl and i couldn't find the deodorant and this older couple overheard our perilous search. they walked into the next aisle and found it immediately and told us they'd found it. we all chuckled together and have a movie-like togetherness moment.
the girl with the dumb gucci tattoo idea was hella ghetto and she was looking at some decorative glass bottles that were also in the perfume/deodorant aisle. she took each one out and didn't put it away when she was finished looking at them. they were taking up the entire walk-ways worth of the aisle and she was walking away, ready to leave and i said, "hey, didn't you get these out? you should put them away." ghetto girl: "you think i wanna put all those away? no. you put them away!" me: "absolutely not. you need to put them away." i thought for a second she might come at me.
drew smith's friend garrett & snazzy stephy from myspace were roommates with a bunch of other weed-smoking hxc/scene kids. the cops came, i think because they were growing weed in their house. when they did, i went out back because garrett kicked everyone out of the house. there were some pretty flowers and i thought to myself, "i remember taking pictures of these with my new camera."
april ate me out as we had a threesome with some guy at that house and she said, "yet another threesome with one of my best friends!!"
i was on a scary game show that was created by an illustrator/artist. something scary happened at the end of every episode and someone would die. the hosts were franz and this kid named IPILTEDGE. i specifically remember being like, wtf kind of name is that?!?! and then i saw it spelled out somewhere. I-P-I-L-T-E-D-G-E. he wore the weirdest/craziest fucking clothes. street-style/club kid-type stuff. in a montage sequence i remember seeing he and franz out in the street at night on neil avenue by that hospital building or something that i always end up parking by for comfest. the ipiltedge kid was wearing a bear suit.
at the beginning of the show there was this freaky obstacle course that people had to navigate on their own. there were random people all throughout the creepy place that everything took place in. you weren't allowed to watch the show on tv or be a part of it until you were 11 years old, and so the other 11+ kids and i that were on the show were each given some sort of themed costume with props. the point of the show was to see what kind of props would save your life when you came to obstacles that could kill you. some people were princesses, some were lumberjacks.. all very theatrical. when a new segment of the game would be released, all of the contestants would congregate in a creepy underground holding-cell. a man would deliver the illustration (drawn by the artist/creator of the show) to franz and ipiltedge through a pharmacy-type window. they would tell us about the next challenge as we quivered in the dark dungeon of a place. i remember there being typical scary green oozing kinds of smoky light coming from random places in the room.
at kroger, i went inside. as i was walking in, i saw two bums and they scared me and stereotypically i figured they were going to mug me. so i hurried and ran inside the building. it was kinda late at night, but for some reason, there were a lot of people in kroger. i was looking for something when i walked in, when i overheard this dumb bimbo talking to her boyfriend who was older and visibly annoyed at her stupidity and constant blabbering on. she was looking for cheaper deodorant and so i told her that it was in some other aisle/section - and i called her "hon'" - heh - and told her i'd help her look for it. i could tell the boyfriend admired me for being so kind and helping out his dumbass girlfriend.
there were a bunch of other trashy girls looking for deodorant. one was looking at perfume which was also in that aisle, and the only perfumes available were by beyonce, a pussycat doll, and gucci. the gucci bottle was in the shape of a high-top sneaker and it was cream colored with neutral colored "GUCCI"s all over it. the girl looked over at her friend and said, "you think this would look good as a tattoo?!"
the girl and i couldn't find the deodorant and this older couple overheard our perilous search. they walked into the next aisle and found it immediately and told us they'd found it. we all chuckled together and have a movie-like togetherness moment.
the girl with the dumb gucci tattoo idea was hella ghetto and she was looking at some decorative glass bottles that were also in the perfume/deodorant aisle. she took each one out and didn't put it away when she was finished looking at them. they were taking up the entire walk-ways worth of the aisle and she was walking away, ready to leave and i said, "hey, didn't you get these out? you should put them away." ghetto girl: "you think i wanna put all those away? no. you put them away!" me: "absolutely not. you need to put them away." i thought for a second she might come at me.
drew smith's friend garrett & snazzy stephy from myspace were roommates with a bunch of other weed-smoking hxc/scene kids. the cops came, i think because they were growing weed in their house. when they did, i went out back because garrett kicked everyone out of the house. there were some pretty flowers and i thought to myself, "i remember taking pictures of these with my new camera."
april ate me out as we had a threesome with some guy at that house and she said, "yet another threesome with one of my best friends!!"
i was on a scary game show that was created by an illustrator/artist. something scary happened at the end of every episode and someone would die. the hosts were franz and this kid named IPILTEDGE. i specifically remember being like, wtf kind of name is that?!?! and then i saw it spelled out somewhere. I-P-I-L-T-E-D-G-E. he wore the weirdest/craziest fucking clothes. street-style/club kid-type stuff. in a montage sequence i remember seeing he and franz out in the street at night on neil avenue by that hospital building or something that i always end up parking by for comfest. the ipiltedge kid was wearing a bear suit.
at the beginning of the show there was this freaky obstacle course that people had to navigate on their own. there were random people all throughout the creepy place that everything took place in. you weren't allowed to watch the show on tv or be a part of it until you were 11 years old, and so the other 11+ kids and i that were on the show were each given some sort of themed costume with props. the point of the show was to see what kind of props would save your life when you came to obstacles that could kill you. some people were princesses, some were lumberjacks.. all very theatrical. when a new segment of the game would be released, all of the contestants would congregate in a creepy underground holding-cell. a man would deliver the illustration (drawn by the artist/creator of the show) to franz and ipiltedge through a pharmacy-type window. they would tell us about the next challenge as we quivered in the dark dungeon of a place. i remember there being typical scary green oozing kinds of smoky light coming from random places in the room.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
dream 001
wednesday, june 30, 2008
i was in my bedroom with kathleen. she had no undergarments on and was clearly displaying a fully erect, thick penis. she also had a vagina directly under the penis (with which there were no balls attached.) i asked her if when she had sex it made things weird, and if she used both her penis and vagina during sex. she said that she never used her penis because it was always numb.
i was in my bedroom with kathleen. she had no undergarments on and was clearly displaying a fully erect, thick penis. she also had a vagina directly under the penis (with which there were no balls attached.) i asked her if when she had sex it made things weird, and if she used both her penis and vagina during sex. she said that she never used her penis because it was always numb.
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