dreamiezzz; not so good

i keep havin​g long,​ extre​mely elabo​rate dream​s.​ i can read all of the text on every​thing​,​ can read brand​ names​ on cloth​es and packa​ging,​ notic​e peopl​e'​s eye color​,​ have in-​depth​ conve​rsati​ons,​ spell​ out words​,​ write​ words​ and numbe​rs down.​ they'​re extre​mely detai​led.​.​.​so much so that my brain​ is appar​ently​ so focus​ed on the near-​reali​ty liken​ess of them,​ that it won'​t allow​ me to snap out of the dream​ and wake up - like.​.​.​sleep​ for 14 hours​ and not even sligh​tly wake up. it's happe​ned three​ times​ in 4 days.​ it's sort of scary​.​ :/

dream 012 (even though i've had a million i haven't documented)

i was going to the thornapple area and was by the golf course.  it was raining (which i suspect was a relevant part of the dream because i was sleeping in reality with my window open and it was pouring rain outside and i could hear it.)  the street had flooded so i couldn't drive through (i wasn't even in a car, though, but i knew i couldn't drive through it.)  i finally got to where i was going and was hanging out with marlie morgan & stephanie snyder.  stephanie was pregnant and we were at her baby shower.  there were pictures of myself and hello kitty all over the refrigerator, and some with shawna harrington.  shawna's mom came to me and said "recognize the theme!?!"  weird.  i left the shower for a little bit and went over to sarah wendel's house.  she and her mom were playing with a dog that sarah and i shared.  i took a bunch of pictures and polaroids of the dog, then went back to stephanie's baby shower.  i remember seeing stephanie's dad, who was the human version of kyle from south park's dad (and until last night, i had no idea who that character was or what he looked like because i don't watch south park... but my tv was on comedy central in the background and i watched the new episode which was a parody of the election and kyle's dad was a rabid obama supporter...haha..)  while at the shower, i was suddenly pregnant.  it was agreed that when i had the baby, abbey and i had to share it.  i didn't go through any kind of birthing, but the baby came to be, and abbey kept trying to take it away from me and not let me anywhere near it.  i was too busy trying to figure out how to work abbey's camera (which was a canon powershot sd1100 ... and of course i have dreams in which the electronics are distinctly identifiable because i sell cameras for a living, haha) .. she took my baby away and also grabbed the camera out of my hands because she wanted everything to herself.  i was furious.

at one point during the dream, i was in a house that was set up like my across-the-street neighbors' from childhood.  the front door lead immediately downstairs or up.  i don't know who's house it was or why i was there or who any of the people there were.  an old light-skinned black woman came to the front door to pick up something she had ordered.  i don't know what she had ordered, but i wondered why the owner of the house had made whatever it was and allowed people to come pick it up instead of delivering it to them.  the woman had a really ugly, stupid dog with her and it kept biting me.  when it bit me, it's mouth suctioned to my leg - and this is a gross description, i know, but in the dream it was the visual i kept getting - much the way a vagina suctions a penis inward.  i tried to kick the dog off of me but it kept sucking and biting me!

other people's dreams

i'm pregnant and getting married according to other people's dreams.  :/

dream 011

i had a motorized sitting scooter thing, like those hover-rounds they advertise on tv for old, immobile people. i rode it all around town telling everyone how i was saving the earth/reducing my harmful emissions. i rode it to aldi. myself and the other dozen college students there were locked inside until 9pm. as we were finally released at 9pm, a girl and i talked about how illegal that probably was that they had held us there against our will. riding through the parking lot, i saw amanda huston, who was a manager at aldi.

dream 010

i was eating dinner in an unfinished basement with matt k's mom and his younger brother, who was also a twin (aka his mom had two sets of twins). i was dating tom cruise and he took me to the republican national convention with him and there were paparazzi everywhere taking photos of us and i was thinking, "omg, i'm going to be all over the internet tomorrow."

dream 009

i was at a restaurant with lots of friends. we were there for a rap show. we were in the waiting area, waiting to be seated. also in the waiting area was a girl i remember from middle school. her boyfriend was cradling her in his arms and she was convulsing and bleeding profusely from her arms. we were all kind of grossed out, so we left the waiting area and went outside. i was topless. i don't know why. but i was hot and had perky boobs and no one thought that it was especially weird that i was topless, they were all just giving me lots of attention. people were running around like hoodlums, drinking, popping pills, etc.

while we were all waiting for the show to begin, i noticed that there was a trailer with a small group of people gathered around it on the other side of the parking lot. i ran over and called to jenna to come with me. it was ryan adams' trailer. he was talking to a few people, but i interrupted them all and started talking to him. he talked to me, and wasn't even bothered, the way i feel most musicians and celebrities are when they are bombarded in public. i mentioned that i had read his myspace bulletin the other day about how it pissed him off when fans came up to him and had nothing to say and nothing to talk about. he laughed and said he was glad that i'd read it. we talked about random stuff and i said, "i need a picture of us together, or this never happened." i mean, i needed proof! so he sat down inside his trailer and i was like, "does that mean i can come in? because i can't be in a picture with you if you're in there." he invited me in. we took lots of pictures. i followed him into the bathroom. we made out. we left the bathroom and he laid on the floor. i bent over him and he fondled me. he got out a dildo and started ..doing things with it. then we had sex. i remembered that jenna was in the room, and i stopped him. we took more pictures and i told him he looked cute. he took jenna's camera and started taking pictures of me. he said, "you look cute, too. i like you a lot." jenna pulled me aside and said, "i like taking pictures, kate, and i don't mind, but i don't want to watch you guys have sex." i felt bad.

ryan and i went back to my house, and we loved eachother.

dream 008

i was coming home late from something. i entered my dark bedroom to find april and some guy having sex in my bed. they stopped when i came into the room, and i asked who the guy was, and she told me that it was prince (or the artist formerly known as..) and i was shocked. i wondered how she found him. we had both been wanting to get it on with prince, but never thought it possible. she said that all she did was search for him on myspace, sent him a message, and then he came over! i wanted my turn, so april left.

although it was dark in my room, i caught a glimpse of his face and said, "you don't look like prince...." & he assured me that he was. i didn't believe him. then the lights turned on and i realized that it was definitely not prince at all. i escorted him out of the house, and across the street, there was a little shop with it's doors wide open. "prince" went in and hugged and kissed a girl working at the counter. i followed and asked the girl how she knew him. "he's my boyfriend!" infuriatedly, i said "DO YOU KNOW THAT HE IS PRETENDING TO BE PRINCE, AND HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM (wherever he was from) JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND AND I????" she was in denial about it, and bitched me out, called me a slut, etc.

next thing i knew, the story had made national news and it was a featured story on CNN.

april, jenna and i went to a mall somewhere far away to try and find the perverted "prince" pretender and wandered into a barnes and noble. we were talking really loudly and people kept shushing us, so i yelled that we were there trying to find someone. everyone in b&n looked just like the guy from behind, so we kept having to interrupt all these dudes playing chess and reading.

then we were walking past pacsun and i mentioned that i hadn't stepped foot in a pacific sunwear since middle school and thought it would be funny to see what of stuff they had nowadays. whitney izeugbenum (or however you spell her name, from high school) was working there. i found a bunch of little chinese coin purses on sale for $4.99 and couldn't decide which one to get and a good portion of that part of the dream was spent trying to decide which one to get. there was also a necklace that had bugs in it. they were in this little chamber-like thing. most were dead, but some were still alive. the necklace had instructions to turn it at an angle and look again at the interior of the chamber. at an angle, the bugs looked to form some sort of hollogram of a sea otter. there was a caption with the hollogram that said that the sea otter shown was one that was only found in china once every million years. ....wtf?

then the parking lot of the mall froze and i was by myself. i had to leave and then come back for some reason. upon my return, i made friends with a little girl who asked me if my name was kate. i said "yes, how did you know?" and she said "do you go to D.U.?" and i said no, to which she replied "you look exactly like someone i know that goes there named kate!" i thought it was bizarre. we kept walking and talking, even though she was a little girl, haha.

when i got back inside the mall, i found abbey, jenna, jaime, kayla, katie, kathleen, erin and monika. they were drinking free coffee from this stand at the mall. the stand was christian affiliated and were giving out prizes of diamond jewelry to people who drank the free coffee. we all put our names into a basket and then they chose winners. kathleen won twice and then topanga from boy meets world won. she was given the microphone to give a speech after she found out she won, and she started crying and talking about the power of jesus and how grateful she was and how much she enjoyed being part of the christian-affiliated group.

dream 007

my parents lived in our old house in galloway and they had a son who was about 2 years old, and he had a baby-friend..like several months old baby. my dad agreed to let the boy and his baby-friend go on a trip together, so they packed their bags and put them in the car - an SUV. dad also allowed the 2 year old boy to drive the SUV. they got in the car and started to drive and i watched it swerve and hit cars all the way down the street until it was almost out of sight. it was driving me crazy that my dad let them do that/didn't care that they were crashing every 2 feet/didn't go after them.

dream 006

jen and i were related to luke and owen wilson. owen was getting married, and we were hanging out at his wedding and taking pictures specifically so that we could show people when we got back and prove/brag that we were really related to the brothers wilson.

dream(s) 005

over the last two days these things have happened in my dreams:

- kathleen slept with one of my exes and i confronted her in front of the whole school (it was a high school) and told her mom and everyone else and called her a slut (I'M SO SORRY I KEEP HAVING AWFUL DREAMS ABOUT YOU, KATH!)

- my sister and i were in the same high school class and we had a substitute teacher who was teaching us from jen's bedroom in our old house on stillwater drive .. for some reason, after class let out, he took a shower and stayed in the room. i went into the bedroom and seduced him. during sexual activities, he told me my boobs were jiggly and gave me a contraption to make them firmer. he wore his sunglasses during, and for one glimpse in the dream he was joey fatone from nysnc, but every other time i saw his face he was an extremely attractive guy with facial hair.

- i was at work and we were slammed. people kept coming and coming and coming and coming even though we were closed and i had turned off the lights. i told someone who was walking in the door "sorry, we're closed!" and then said, "oops, i don't think i'm supposed to say that ... oh well!" the other employees and i were so busy that we didn't notice some guy behind the counter who was suspiciously "ringing himself out" and stealing money from the drawer.

- as i was driving through crosscreek neighborhood in hilliard i called my former boss. his friend answered the phone and said "he always told me about you and said you were totally my type and really cute!" and i was flattered.